The end of western civilisation

Big Brother ends tonight. Do not sit by its grave and weep. Instead remember how good it was in series 1 and irredeemably bollocks it’s been pretty much since then.

I say ‘ends’ but of course there are the persistent rumours that grubby Richard Desmond will soon be promoting an even lower-brow version of it on Channel 5. I suspect once he gets his mitts on it any pretence that it’s about anything other than sweaty young people getting hot and frustrated will vanish.

Anyway, here’s Craig spelling out to Nick that he’s aware that he (Nick) is plotting a plot, a very dirty plan:

I saw that Nasty Nick in Putney you know. He winked at me.

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