I love Clubland TV. When I’m not reading Proust or considering the Sky Arts 2 schedule you can catch me enjoying orange-faced women badly reinterpreting classic songs or guys who can’t sing autotune themselves into something approaching tolerable – all backed by a pounding beat. Scooter feature heavily. The lead singer is apparently not one of those although I think he protesteth too much. But the other day I saw something on Clubland which caused my understanding of the world to be hit for six.
The aged rockers who were well into their tenth decade of hits when I was in junior school have been drafted in to take on Scooter in a … well, I really don’t know how to describe this. So I suggest you just watch: